WELCOME TO ‘PINO SPEAKS’

Ciao,

It's raining it'sa pouring - the old man eh he is a snoring. Mama mia Pino no can believe that the finale it be called off as it rain eh? Stupido yes! Ah well - Pino train more - get more fit for the big bame eh? I'ma still cannot believe it - Heffron 'Awks in the Grand Final and we play my favourite team - the circus - IT err COME TO TOWN AGAIN - brillante!!!! I know all the lads they are ready for the big game eh? All of them been a training and a playing football to get like Pino. I hope all the fans enjoy my game on Saturday.

So - Pino want to speak about other news for a change eh? All the wheels and deals of the er English Premier League. Now all you people.. you know Pino - he a big big Spurs fan eh? Ima love the Tottenham Yid Spurs - maybe more than my Napoli eh?(Shh.. No tell Mama eh? She maka meatballs outta Pino eh!) So - the man Berbatov who we have in Spurs - he now be sold for £30M eh? Geewhiz mama - ina old money... in Napoli - that errrrr... 500Billion Lire eh - I buy the whole village pizza with that - a large pizza each - anda have money left for gelato no? Itsa crazy how much he cost the Man U and the drunk man Fergie to buy im. And you know what - I'ma think Sven do better. Not than Berby - the drunk man Fergie - Sven he drink much more than Fergie yes? Maybe we see Sven in the pub after we smash the Circus team 5-0 eh? Pino - he buy Sven a vino or maybe 2 eh? So Pino talk to Jack - ow my ears again - he spit on Pino.... he swear at Pino - me no like. Jack, he say - 'Spurs no f-in win against the Chelsea for many f-in years - and we are f-in crap and err we no f-in win against them ever'. But Pino say - we f-in no lose against the Chelsea on Sunday eh? We stucka the blue flag up you f-in ass eh Jack?1-1! Like a win at the Bridge of Stamford eh? Mama mia... me say like Jack - F this and F them - Pino he sorry OK? I am very emotion before the big 'Awks game.

OK dokey - now for some fun and laughs - Pino want to show you some lookey likeys.. I hope err you find amusing yes. See you at the big game.

Ciao.

Pino